Author: John Irwin

Schedule
1 – Outtake – Agros Ponys
2 – Outtake – Benjamoose Mic test
3 – Outtake – Slinky
4 – Phone Call – Kevin Walker?
5 – Outtake – Public Intoxication
6 – Outtake – Don’t listen to Ruskey
7 – Christmas Song – Saxton Baby
8 – Outtake – Stupid Wedding
9 – Outtake – Heavy Parkor
10 – Outtake – You ready for this?
11 – Outtake – Brian Cox & The Cure
12 – Outtake – Sir Grey, Swink Way
13 – Outtake – Muselk
14 – Outtake – End of the Rant
15 – Bad Karoke – Logging in for christmas
16 – Outtake – Its beginning to look a lot like dustbowl
17 – Outtake – What will you do when your dying?
18 – Outtake – If I had a hammer
19 – Benjamoose’s journey into madness

This week its all about End of the Line. Not just the final product, but everything around it. We didn’t get what we were originally expecting to get from the update, which has lead to a lot of hate being thrown around the TF2 community, Mainly due to the map being rejected at the very last second. We try to stay nice as we dissect the update, The final SFM itself and how we got to this point. If your shy and sensitive, maybe skip this episode.

With all the End of the line news flying around the place, you wouldn’t be alone in missing a few other things this week. Have you tried the steam holiday auction? Basically its a way for you to convert your extra trading cards, backgrounds and other steam inventory items into gems, which can then be used to bid on any game in the steam store. Want some competitive? Teamfortress.tv is trying out a 6v6 showmatch with no restrictions on items. “Valve’s Game” as its known, could be an experiment waiting to fail….or the beginning of a new chapter in competitive TF2. Plus /r/tf2 gets scraptipping and Gary Swartz has another Kickstater, which means another chance for you to get a voice over from the heavy or demo.

If your expecting a huge talk about the end of the line, I’m afraid you’ll have to wait, this episode was recorded before the update was released. So instead we talk about the rocketing price of keys and there impact on the economy. We also take a look at streaming over steam. Yep steam broadcasting service is now available for everybody….as long as you opt into it.

We also discuss how the Tomb raider promo items turned out and if we like the process. Do we think this is the way promo items will be produced from this day forward? Also, can we please point you in the direction of tf2mixup.com? how about the yogcast humble bundle. Ok, technically they are the same thing. Check them out, you can help out a great charity and get yourself a “Thought that counts” medal.

300 is just a number, no more important than the annual celebrations of the escaping from your mother’s womb. So making a big song and dance about having recorded 300 episodes of the Team fortress 2 podcast may seem a little self congratulatory of us.

You know what, fuck it! This is our show and we’ll feels if we want to. For our 300th episode we’ve brought previous hosts, B00bies and Postman Pat to talk about the times that was when we were young and impressionable and we thought we had it all figured out. And I’m not just talking about last Tuesday.

This is a long episode. We’re not going to apologise for that. It took a long time to edit, and even longer time for the hats we gave out at the end to be released.

So long as there is Team Fortress 2, there will be KritzKast.

TF2 Mercs have been cropping up in the latest steam sale, exploring the world and generally doing things you don’t normally associate with killing each other. Speculation as to this activity is rife. Which was lucky because other than that, and the Jazz Minigun (link through the picture) it’s been all quiet on the Eastern Front for TF2.

In Overwatch Watch; the Blizzard dev interview (where someone dared to compare their class driven Team FPS game to it to *gasp* TF2) has been doing the rounds. And Tracer becomes the first character to become immortalized with her own statue.  Buy it now and they’ll deliver it sometime in April next year.

How do you follow 300? Why, with a super dooper pl_upward update (okay, it’s an extra stair) of course. In the same week that

TF2Maps.net launches the final voting on the Mercs vs Aliens Fubar launches his own mini map-pack.  Muselk raised circa. $5K AUD for THP Australia.

In our new section Overwatch Watch: nothing happened last week, as confirmed on fan site Overwatch Universe.

Oh and Ruskey, if you want even more Medic Sloth, [S.T.A.R.S] TotoroTrash has you covered.

Overwatch could very well be an attempt by Blizzard to muscle in on TF2’s territory. We talk about its potential future impact on the game and the community.

Also this week; how Square Enix are out sourcing their promo items to the workshop. We’ve played Instant Muffins TF2Kart, a game mode in development before Halloween’s bumper cars. To round it off, there’s an 8inch 3A Ghost of Zepheniah Mann figure which you just can’t buy. Har Har!

If this is the first time you’ve listened to KritzKast, I feel I should apologise for the show name. It’s a gross misrepresentation of the content. No holes were destroyed in the making of this show. Although that may be a better explanation for Scream Fortress 6 [*shudders] than Valve came up with.

Along with the actual updates, and the gifts there’s been rampant speculation that we may be getting another WAR themed update. Soldier, jump in your cart, bring your rocket launcher and play some  match making TF2.

The horror that was the NECA spy has been rather cleverly hidden with a paper mask.

TF2 hits over 100,000 concurrent players.

The HoUWaR creeps closer to becoming a reality. Valve makes $2m a year just from reselling keys. TF2 makes its way into CS:GO and Speedrunners.

BETALAN happened, as did the ETF2L & Teamfortress TV’s Highlander Invitational.

Look, Look. RD_Asteroid looks like a Moonbase. Looks like Team Moon takes the lead. But for how long? We talk about the changes to the map above and also the vote system created by this weeks update.

We also return to the comic like we promised. Sir grey is here to give his opinions on the story and the direction its moving. On top of that he also brings news of the most expensive trade topping out at close to $17,300. What did they trade. Listen in to find out.

PS, want to see a hidden spy…..we know how, but can valve stop it?