Author: John Irwin

  • Australian Kritzmas

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    Its that time of year again. Where the kritzmas spirit takes over. Although we won’t have a live episode on this day, we do have a gift for all of you. We’ve cracked open the outtake safe, inserted TF2 into a Christmas carol and decimated some Christmas songs. If this doesn’t make you think of Christmas, them nothing will. Apart from you know….all those Christmas adverts.

    Schedule
    1 – Outtakes – Mary had a little Lamb
    2 – Skit – That Scrooge is a spy
    3 – Outtakes – Chronos goes crazy
    4 – Outtakes – Boobies getting the girls off
    5 – Music – Spy-cicle
    6 – Outtakes – how to buy a plushie
    7 – Fans – Agros shopping list (Albion)
    8 – Skit – Ghost of Christmas past
    9 – Saxton hate singing
    10 – Music – Sharp dressed spy
    11 – Outtakes – How to say Jimbomcb
    12 – Outtakes – How not to do a segway
    13 – Fan – The night before foundry (Agros dog)
    14 – Outtakes – How many potatoes to a dollar?
    15 – Music – Chronos’s challenge
    16 – Outtakes – Fail@kritzkast.com
    17 – Skit – The ghost of Christmas future
    18 – Saxton – Wonderful time of the year
    19 – Outtakes – Agros diet
    20 – Saxton – Christmas Tree
    21 – Australian Christmas (fail version)

  • 148 Less QQ more Pew Pew

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    Smissmas comes but once a year. For that at least we are very grateful since there’s a hell of a lot to get through. Luckily we have Shibby2142 on hand to take us through the Engine Brainiac Pack, the Pyro Moonman Pack and the new map, cp_foundry. His expert guidance also comes in handy when we look at the three special weapons; the Wrap Assassin, the Spy-cicle and the Holiday Punch. Although credits for understanding exactly how awesome the last can be have got to go to our player of the week SirKemper1 and his punch/taunt kill combo. [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSs5Wp46nR4?rel=0]

    Finally we discover the true meaning of Australian Christmas and are invited to read the Smissmas Story, as published in The Badlands Holiday Reader.

  • 147 Business Spy

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    When you have Eric Ruth on the hosts lists you can be sure you’re not going to get one of the sneaky little Spies who hangs around inconspicuously back stabbing passers by. No, you’re going to get the gun toting, shoot um in the face, killing machine kinda guy or as he calls them Business Spy.

    Didn’t he pick his days to come visit. Smismass is just round the corner and Valve is taking no shit from TF2 servers running fake bots. The Lithuanians have their Pub vs Pros match just as IDK/Ne announce their Christmas Cup for complete newbies and Communities vs Pros III look for players to sign up.

    Mecha the Slag is making his own twisted version of Christmas using models by MaxOfS2D (send in your questions for Max a maybe win a Lo-Fi). Check out their messed up version of a snowman.

    Lastly, big love to our player of the week, Volpin Props for making the coolest Gravity Gun then giving it up for Child’s Play to auction off.

  • 146 Pocket full of tangents

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    Update from valve are like buses. You wait for 1 and then 4 come along all at once. But its ok, you don’t need to mull through mountains of content to keep up to date, we do all that for you. We’ll tell you about the performance improvements, the fixes, the new crates and even the new voodoo doll.

    We’ll even talk about the latest addition to the web api that lets you buy items for TF2, Directly from the blog….or the wiki…or any other website for that matter.

    Plus this week something happened in the valve troll department that we simply couldn’t ignore. Somebody was spotted wearing a Half Life 3 T-shirt. “Nothing special” i hear you say. But what i were to tell you that it was a valve employee?

    Fort Team Charlie also launched its donate appeal this week, Can you spare 52 cents? We’ll tell you why is you think you can. Right before we talk about the future of Highlander as a professional E-sport

    Special thanks to joejoe347, our player of the week, for mentioning tf2wh.com and sparking off a huge debate about trust and trading.

  • 145 Kritzcreed

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    What do Assassins Creed, Dr Who and Notches head have in common? Until this week, nothing. But now, they are all items that reside in TF2. The next question is how do I get these items? That is a little bit more tricky. Maybe it might just drop into your lap, Maybe you have to preorder a game, or maybe you have to develop a world renound indie game and host your own convention…..or maybe all three.

    But if Exclusive items aren’t you thing, how about a game of cards. TF2 magic cards to be exact. We’ve found a group of people converting all of valve’s games into Magic the Gathering cards. Starting with team Fortress 2.

    Or how about a plushie toy of TF2 characters? We caught up with Threnodi, the creator of a series of TF2 Plushies. She even goes as far as letting people request plushies to be made. Check out some of her works here. While your at it, don’t forget to vote for your favorite announcer for best actress in the the Video Game Awards.

    Yes there certainly seems to be something for everybody in this episode…even an anime video of the scount fighting a heavy….no seriously, check it out.

  • 144 we do Falconry

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    Kritzkastblackfriday2011……after you listen to the episode, you will know why that is an awesome code.

    After last week, you’d think we’d still be talking about valve being hacked. but strangely enough, the news this week features nothing about it. Instead people are more excited by the fact that 2 new items have made their way into TF2. Both of which are associated with trine 2. But what if you don’t want those items? then make some for valve….for Christmas. In fact valve are asking people to do that this year. So if your a model maker, you know what you must do.

    Speaking of Christmas, do you know what you want this year? Could it be some of the new Merchandise that’s made its way into the valve store?Or maybe you are looking for an awesome mouse replacement. May we heartily recommend the Novint Falcon? We even brought in Renegade (programmer for Novint Falcon in TF2) to explain how it works. And to give you all a fantastic discount. Listen now for money saving deals.

    Or maybe its the Lithuanian Pub vs Pros that takes your eye. See we even let you know about things we can’t be a part of….what with us not being Lithuanian and all. But what we do know is boobs. No please, don’t run away. Trust me, this image is worth us talking about

  • 143 Let us never speak of this again

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    This is the week that the unthinkable happened. Steam was compromised. The question rises, our are personal details still safe? We’ve looked into the details of the hack, How, when and why, to bring you as much information about it as we can. We’ll try our best to make you feel safe, but alas, only valve can be the ones to rest our minds fully. For more information please visit this thread.

    Luckily, the hack isn’t the only piece of news this week, or we would be crying all through the show. TF2 also got 3 new promo items directly from Saints row the third. Not to mention a few changes to make thing run smoother.

    Speaking of running smoother, the Beta also got a good fix this week. bringing it up to date with recently changes to the main game and also testing out new code that should make the game run smoother on older machines.

    But its not just valve that have been making heads lines this week. ETF2L started its highlander league and agro got to have a quick shoutcast. We also followed eXtine into a comic book store as he picked up the copy of “The Scarface” and had it signed by valve employees

    Plus this week was the week that teamfortress.tv launched, a new site showcasing some of the best live streams of Pro TF2 players…….and 1 fascinating TF2 podkast.

    Lastly, we couldn’t let the launch of Skyrim pass without mentioning this graphics comparison sent to us from a fan.

  • 142 Mixup bucket ducks

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    Now that the first and second videos are out Tempest finally gets to wax lyrical about his experience in the match with Notch and Robin Walker. Be sure to visit the official TF2 Mixup site then give praise to Salamancer and NVC for their brilliant casting and LuckyLuke for his slick editing.

    November signals the end of Halloween and her full moon event but not before we give our final verdict on Monoculous and Valve put up the high rez art work for all to abuse. Speaking of art in November, there’s to be an early signing of The Sacrifice taking place in Portland, Oregon.

    This week we’ll see the first matches of the ETF2L Highlander League, Both Agro and Chronos will be competing. Sadly though, Agro won’t get to play in his brand new and bubbly unusual VR goggles.  But it could be worse, he could be made to play TF2 in a bucket.

  • 141 30 percent haunted

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    BOO! Not the scariest of introductions, but it’s hard to be evil when you play Valve games. The Third Annual Scream Fortress kicked in this week, with a new map designed for the holiday period. Don’t worry if you haven’t had chance to play yet as it doesn’t end until 6th November. This gives you plenty of time to ogle the all-seeing eye that is Monoculus on Eyeaduct. Even after this Halloween event has died out the effects will live on with a mass of new Halloween items, new unusual effects and new voice lines all rising from the grave every time the moon is full again. AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    Plus, to keep the horror flowing, Valve have given us another comic depicting the origins of Monoculus. Creep under your covers, get out the torch and read it with care. For surely it’s too late we cry, “too late!” To include these sheets in the forthcoming comic collections of Dark Horse.

    This weeks video of the week (no this isn’t a new section, its just we really like this video and think it should be viewed by all) shows off what could be done with all the footage valve has made for “meet the videos”. Could this video spark valve into kick starting its TF2 TV series project?

    We also ask ourselves, “why do 30% of TF2 players buy something in the store, when most F2P games only get about 2-3%?” Gabe revealed this amazing stat in a recent interview. Maybe we think we know, maybe.

    Lastly Pat’s bloody sack conceals a mash-up voice clip, HHH’s head and icon replacements. All provided by you, the haunting audience.

  • 140 The engineer with two brains

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    We’re joined by Eric Ruth, who’s pretty much been hooked into the comp scene following his involvement in the 3rd TF2Mixup. He’s also super excited about Halloween and since the best Valve have to offer so far is a vague promise and last year’s Horseless Headless Horseman it’s lucky that the Facepunch Emporium have released the Night of the Living Update. While we’re on that topic, the KK140 post show this week was with Smashman, NotLU web builder.

    Valve have been busy with updates and fixes to try and make TF2 stable. They also set the Lo-Fi to be usable in crafting, though why you’d want to craft away one of the most exclusive hats in the game is beyond us.

    Ozfortress have their sixth winter league grand finalthis week, with much more to follow in the next couple of months. They’ve also a battle of the sexes with Male vs Female and the World’s first 4v4 KotH event (sneak peak at the poster) to round off the year.

    Asian Fortress is accepting sign ups for their two day Highlander-Saxton Hale Halloween event. Eric (Team ERG) and Agro (KritzKast: Distinguished Ducks) face off in the build up to the ETF2L Highlander League, forcing Chronos to pick sides and everyone else to place bets.