090 Bananaless Headless Horseman

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KritzKast the TF2 podcast · Episode 090 – Bananaless Headless Horseman

BOO! Scared you didn’t I. No? But its halloween. That means it’s Scream Fortress time. This week we talk about all the haunted goings on that valve have given us. We’ll also talk about the ways to avoid getting phished, AG turning 1 year old and Be visited by several TF2 ghosts. Oh and there was something else…..what was it again. Oh yeah. We’re on the blog.

Contributors

Unspoken – Albion – GabbyBob – SirRaffi – ~~oskar~~VirgiL

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13 responses to “090 Bananaless Headless Horseman”

November 3, 2010

Albion the bard

thanks for potw guys, ive been spamming you since episode 80 (my game mode ideas, so heres to future bard nonsense if im able and you havent filed a restraining order yet 😛

btw- transcripts of both poems can be found on my website

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November 3, 2010

The RAWKIT LAWNCHAIR

Round of a-fucking-plause for Albion

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November 3, 2010

GabbyBob

I’m a content Contributor? Figures the one time I don’t tune in. (After listening to podcast) Yea. I was kinda eating my foot with that email. And tell Postman Pat I’m still alive! Haha.
24 hours later GabbyBob was found dead today next to a Pizza delivery Box.

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November 3, 2010

VirgiL

ITS NOT SUPOSE TO SAY OSKAR DAMMIT!! ITS SUPOSE TO SAY VIRGIL!! IM VIRGIL DAMMIT VIRGIL!!1!

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November 3, 2010

Virus

Hm, you credited the poem to Albion and Unspoken, but I think there was another co-author who actually wrote the bulk of it. Some guy called Edgar? Edgar Poe? Heard of him? 😛

My guess for the class repeating one phrase and driving the Engie to madness was it was gonna be a Scout: “Quoth the BLU Scout ‘Dispensor’”

Startled at the stillness broken by request so often spoken,
“Doubtless,” said I, “what it utters is its only stock and store,
Bound to some convenient key-press, causing friendly Engies’ distress
Pressing fast and pressing faster, till his phrase becomes a bore,—
Till the urges of his hope that the Engie does his chore
Of “Need a—Dispensor.”

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November 3, 2010

SirRaffi

Well, I’m still alive too.

Although I had pizza for dinner. I probably just got lucky…

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November 4, 2010

SirRaffi

I’m now spending more time on Blender than I am playing TF2. 😀

But thanks anyway. And yes, round of applause for Albion and Unspoken.

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November 4, 2010

Albion the bard

and for the record, chronos’ little saftey notice on the end on the poem worked perfectly fucking awesome

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November 4, 2010

Stevoisiak

Two grammar errors.
It should be…

-That means IT’S Scream Fortress time
-WE’RE on the blog

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November 5, 2010

glubbar

I deleted 6 crates so far, and even deleted a #4 series crate last week.

The more I’ll get them, the more they will disappear.

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November 5, 2010

Dryk

I’m currently on an archive binge, and I couldn’t help but notice that you only JUST failed your challenge to get mentioned before 88 🙁

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November 9, 2010

Unspoken

@Virus To be fair, Albion and I did say that it was a rewrite of the Raven during the live show. And the idea of it was that it was a Spyro, especially given the fact the gas mask may as well be a beak. :p

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November 12, 2010

Albion the bard

yes, you can thank unspoken for the end twist

”quoth the frenchman ‘nevermore”’

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