One month between updates is kinda a long time but that’s nothing when you’re a wizard, Harry. Speaking of wizards, Lunar Scythe joins us for the podcast this week.

Also on the show:
Duffy’s IRL Longwave
556pm completes 7 days
PC Guia’s ‘5 Best Free-to-play’
Artvader’s TF2 voice lines Rap Battle

We answer all the big questions here on the show, like what is a loris and how do I catch my own? Actually, best not to since that’s probably illegal in most states. They are cute and cuddly and loris probably doesn’t want to be captured and forced to live in a small bucket under the stairs; kept in darkenss for nine months of the year and told to wear a suit to the cinema, even when it’s not an adventure flick.

Hugs.tf
Fight Songs, an update
TFCL Ultiduo season 2
Math is hard and heavy
Medli20 did an AMA
A new contender arrives
Uncle Dane is nuts

There’s a new version of TF2 that’s just hit beta. It features all old levels, the original characters, completely unchanged gameplay and weapons from what you can play now. And somehow we’re all really rather pleased about this.

Jill is looking for beta testers
Gabe Newell interview on VNN
Rally Call 2017
TFTV Map Cups
Mapchamp by Champ.gg
Interview with Mappers by TFTV
TF2 lego Concept
2017 Winter 72hr TF2 Jam Showcase

The magnificent twitch streamer Jewlander returns to furnish us with his wisdom. Which is lovely because he notices things other people take forever to see, then he kills those people before his disguise is blown. Admittedly there was a lot to see since Valentine’s day had Valve drop a massive love heart on the TF2 fandom by way of a massive pack of updates.

Also, there is music coming to Amazon, and (no matter what you may have heard) no one person is leaving Valve; they all are.

14th Feb 2017
Sigsev fixed 10yr old hit-box bug
The TF2 Sound track – Fight Songs (affliate link) | CulturedVultures‘ report
Valve leave Valve HQ, Wolpaw and Pinkerton too

In an effort to reach out to the community, we reached out the community, and got Wack.tf. That’s not a site, although it probably will be soon. In a show filled with sentences that probably should have ended a lot sooner than they did, I just wanted to say

TF2 maps Winter 2017 Jam

Void’s maze
Uberchain + Kichizone’s thing
Truck
Robot thing
Yotts’ Phat Platt Dueling Badge
TF2 Pancakes
GameRevolution Valve interview
Sticky Sweeper
/r/TF2 back to quality

Here’s a couple of tips for you. If you really want to piss off Valve, get your entire fan base to email them at the same time. If you really don’t want to come on KritzKast, ask us to come on KritzKast. This is true in 99.9% of cases. the 0.01% apparently, is if you are HiGPS

HiGPS’s weapons update/nerf sheet
Workshop items

Rainbow Vomit Tee
Banjo Taunt
Panda hat

TF2 betting site is down
Top 12 plays of 2016

O’ for the win, for the wins of the tf2dove. I was going to be lazy and just put the rest of the lyrics in as the show notes, but it appears Felix Mendelsohn and William Bartholemew beat me to it in 1844 by writing a song so repetitive those few words you’ve memorised from it, actually make up 90% of the whole. A hundred years later and an entire industry sprang up using their ground unbreaking talents as a template.

Ahem, enough of that.
TF2dove – YouTube
CriticalFlaw – Twitter | FuckYeahTF2
Update – Jan 16th 2017
TF2 Item gambling crack down – Jan 27th Blog post
Rewind Starkie’s Tripple Backstab | Final Play | H2Overdrive’s personal blog
Teamwork.tf is RIP – Farewell
Official rayshud support ends – Raysfire is on HUD Hiatus
Medic Tattoo – I’ve seen worse