Author: John Irwin

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Can you believe we’re 50 episodes in already?  FLOOR_MASTER tries his hand at match-making with TF2lobby.com and FireSlash adjusts his TF2Stats.net statistics to include everyone. We poke appart Robin’s latest interview. Congratulations go to Mino, Player of the week for winning the Audiosurf/Kritzmas competition at Pro level.  There’s a nice rack of questions from our fans too.

Our apologies go out to both Floor_Master and FireSlash.  We had originally attributed their work, creating TF2Lobby.com and TF2Stats.net (respectively), to Drunken_f00l.  This is not the case. We are all very sorry.

• Robin Walker interview
• FLOOR_MASTER’s TF2Lobby Matchmaking system
• FireSlash’s Item Stats
• Female Medic
• Kritzkast’s YouTube Channel
• KK Audiosurf Contest

Contributors

Doctor Gonorrhoea – Munchems – bolmedias – Raptor – Carnflex – Overlordror

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The usual KritzKast team is joined by CP’s Johnny Napalm to review the latest updates and changes that Valve have decided TF2 needs.  It’s been a big week too, what with a dozen or so fixes, ranging from sound to scouts’ legs to SourceMod.  Mind you, with this many Pyros gathered in the same place there’s bound to be a flame war.

• KritzKast Audiosurf Competition
• Dead Ringer Update
• Sticky note for the Sniper
• Official TF2 Contribute Blog Post
• Source Film Maker
• D2M takes over from DayKiller at eTF2L
• TFTrue Server Plugin
• TF2Maps.net 6v6 Mapping contest
• Johnny Napalm’s Twitter

Contributors

Cloud – MacNetron.ps

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In this episode absolutely nothing goes wrong….. did anybody buy that? No didn’t think so. We start failing from the Intro, but that doesn’t stop us from taking 15 minutes to answer 1 very good question. It also doesn’t stop us from sharing with you the secret knowledge of how to get every single hat from the game. It doesn’t even stop us from letting you get hold of new Kritzkast Merchandise. Doing things correctly, its not for everyone, certainly not for us.

• Update link 1
• Update link 2
• Real Life hats
• Heavy hats
• Control Point
• Yeah Toast
• Kritzkast Youtube

Contributors

Munchems – Gamb1t – KazTurkey – BornAcid – Overlordror

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With both B00bies and Chronos down for the count, we seek the help of Overlordror to keep the show on track.  The Kritzkast website has had a face lift so that gets a mention but our focus rarely strays far from the Soli/Demo updates.  Now that the dust has settled we’re able to see just what damage has been done and we offer our singed insights into how to set it all straight again.

• OMGNinja’s Demoman demo
• Sticky jumping with the Scottish resistance

Contributors

Bornacid – Zadkiel – Carnifex

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Well we couldn’t let the holidays pass without giving you guys a present now could we. But be warned. This episode contains outtakes, live audio, TF2 christmas skits, poor impressions and horrific singing. But all with Christmas cheer.

Schedule
1 – Outtakes – Intro V1
2 – Skit – The scouts Inn.
3 – Outtakes – Stress test?
4 – Skit – watching the flock
5 – Carol – The fortnight before christmas
6 – Outtakes – Pre-show fapping
7 – Skit – 3 Wisemen
8 – On location – Why to use a trackball
9 – Skit – Birth
10 – Outtakes – Chronos stumble
11 – Music – Saxton Hale

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The war is finally over. You can sleep without worrying about the distant sounds of rockets and stickies. The soldier have emerged victorious. This week we look at the spoils of war and there effect on the game. we also give our opinions on the propaganda contest, the secret spy suit and the free weekend.

• WAR!
• Soldier Weapons
• Demoman Weapons
• 4th Item
• Propaganda winners
• Gambits KK poster
• secrets of SDK
• Valves new weapons

Contributors

Elpam – Chris Swain – Duffman – Chu

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Tempest, B00bies and Agro share a few beers from the comfort of Agro’s London pad. The first time these three have been in the same place at the same time. You may be thinking this is a dangerous idea and had it not have been for the War that currently surrounds them you may have been right.

• KritzKast Con 12/12
• War! is declared
• Propaganda Poster competition>
• Propaganda 1st prize – Hat
• Saxon Hale Comic
• Poopy Joe

Contributors

Chronos-Hag

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TF2Maps.net announce their winners and Kevin’s bother lets slip that something may happen to something at some time that may have something to do with xmas, maybe. We interview the Fall Guy himself, Colt Seavers, about Playstuff.net and community mapping. There’s mail from our fans and plenty of KK decorations from EvilGenius666. A secret caller leaves a secret message too. Set your decrypt-o-wheel to stun!

• Tf2Maps.net winners
• PS Playstuff.net
• pl_hoodoo dev logs
• Scriblink
• New KK Sprays
• KK Deadringer
• Demotivational Pictures
• TF2Bots
• Xmas Map – CTF_Flakey
• Xmas Map – PL_Gumbo
• Xmas Map – its_almost-christmas

Contributors

Colt.ps – Gamb1t – The Red Reaper – EvilGenius666 – BornAcid

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Its Tempests birthday and what does he do? brings you another episode of Kritzkast. This week we talk about the 97 updates, the server listing hacker, the backstory of TF2 and as much information about KritzKast Con as we have. That’s right, its presents for all.

• Kritzkast Con Details 12/12/09
• 97 Updates
• Secret server hacker?
• Left 16 Dead
• Full Transcipt of Zepheniah Mann’s Will
• Capital Duo Talk Tech – luffy’s podcast

Contributors

luffy – PlasmaBirds – Average Pyro – Himmelstoss

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With the official TF2 blog having an update we get to talk about eTF2L’s 2nd birthday, TF2Map.net’s mapping competition and TF2 Christmas cards. Postman Pat thinks he’s got a fix for the F.A.N. and Kevin Walker makes it to Urban Dictionary.

• Official TF2 Blog
• Payload & A/D CTF maps
• Training Map
• eTF2L’s 2nd Birthday
• Child’s Play Charity
• Dude, Where’s my Thumb 2?
• Kevin Walker’s Urban Dictionary entry
• Drunken F00l battles Robin Walker

Contributors

Caleb (Elpam) – Halz – BornAcid – Bolmedias – Postman Pat