Category: specials

  • KritzKast #355: Smissmass 2015

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    Schedule
    1 – Outtake – Real Intro
    2 – SingAlong – Rocky Theme
    3 – Outtake – Renamed
    4 – Outtake – Agro’s Heating
    5 – Rapping – Crash Rap
    6 – Outtake – Doubled Edged Dinosaur
    7 – Outtake – BUTT FLUSH!
    8 – Outtake – Cauterize the wound
    9 – Outtake – you don’t know that you don’t know
    10 – Outtake – Work Sucks
    11 – Outtake – Donkie Beats Tempest
    12 – Outtake – Overwatch, Oversexed
    13 – Smissmass Song – 12 days of Smissmass (Thanks to Miss Eight)

  • KKBC Neither do men live nor die in vain

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    INVASION
    KKBC Credits (in order of appearance):

    William Dicks – Ruskeydoo
    Donald – Chronos
    Jonny Birtwistle – Tempest
    Director – Doug
    Claude Bittay – Sir Grey
    Daisy – herself
    POTUS – Chronos

    Edited by – Doug

    Previous episodes
    KKBC: No one would have believed
    KKBC: Yet across the gulf of space

    So long as there is TF2 there will be KritzKast

  • KKBC Yet across the gulf of space

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    INVASION
    KKBC Credits (in order of appearance):

    voiceovers – Benjamoose
    small child – Chronos
    mother – Lady Grey
    Jonny Birtwistle – Tempest
    William Dicks – Ruskeydoo
    Bruce – Chronos
    Percy Tamland – Agro
    Reginal Remmington – Sir Grey

    Edited by – Doug

    KKBC: No one would have believed

    So long as there is TF2 there will be KritzKast

  • KKBC No one would have believed

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    INVASION

    KKBC Credits (in order of appearance):

    John – Ruskeydoo
    Marsha – Dr Minimus
    Voice Over – Benjamoose
    Jonny Bertwhistle – Tempest
    William Dicks – Ruskeydoo
    Reginald Remmington – Sir Grey
    Fireman – Agro
    Farmer Bill – Ruskeydoo
    Dr Hirnloss – Chronos
    Percy Tamland – Agro

    Edited by – Doug

    KKBC: Yet across the gulf of space

    So long as there is TF2 there will be KritzKast

  • 252 Smissmas Outtakes

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    steamworkshop_webupload_previewfile_18373_previewSmissmass is upon us again and its that time of the year where we open our archives and show all of our screw ups over the last year. However, last year Smissmas it was our 200th episode. So we actually have 2 years worth of outtakes for you. Yes there are a few skits requested by fans and bad christmas karoke for you. But mostly, this is an insight into how we make the show. Enjoy

    Schedule
    1 – Outtake – How to segway into Scout vs Witch
    2 – Outtake – Why does Windows 8 suck?
    3 – Skit – The birth of Christ
    4 – Outtake – Chronos’ pony troll
    5 – Outtake – How to deal with shit coffee
    6 – Bad Karoke – Last Smissmas
    7 – Outtake – Heartsmans Dog
    8 – Outtake – Tight spot for a PS3
    9 – Outtake – Dear future tempest
    10 – Outtake – Forbidden planets delivery service
    11 – Outtake – Edit out Heartsman
    12 – Trailer – Little buddy Scout
    13 – Outtake – How does one intro?
    14 – Outtake – Merrrrrrrrasmus
    15 – Outtake – Words we can’t say
    16 – Outtake – Merrrrrrrrasmus!!!
    17 – Outtake – Clunge pack?
    18 – Outtake – Piss discing

  • 200 Cvar_musical 1

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    Its actually here. Episode 200. A number that most podkasts can only dream of. But the only reason we have been able to live this dream is because of you, the fans. Thank you for everything you have done for us. Now. because its Christmas  and because the number 200 looks so damn good. We are going to treat you. Instead of your usual Episode, we are going to give you another musical episode. We hope you enjoy listening to it, as much as we did making it…………..IT WAS REALLY HARD TO MAKE.

    KritzKast wishes to thank the following people for their contributions to this the most epic episode we’ve ever made:

    Lastly, we need to put out a special Thank You to Valve you wonderful dogs, in all your awesomeness for creating the most wonderful game of the year. Merry Smissmass one and all!

    Update: visit our facebook, twitter and steam group for a chance of getting your very own non-vintage Lo-Fi Longwave hat this Smissmas

  • Australian Kritzmas

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    Its that time of year again. Where the kritzmas spirit takes over. Although we won’t have a live episode on this day, we do have a gift for all of you. We’ve cracked open the outtake safe, inserted TF2 into a Christmas carol and decimated some Christmas songs. If this doesn’t make you think of Christmas, them nothing will. Apart from you know….all those Christmas adverts.

    Schedule
    1 – Outtakes – Mary had a little Lamb
    2 – Skit – That Scrooge is a spy
    3 – Outtakes – Chronos goes crazy
    4 – Outtakes – Boobies getting the girls off
    5 – Music – Spy-cicle
    6 – Outtakes – how to buy a plushie
    7 – Fans – Agros shopping list (Albion)
    8 – Skit – Ghost of Christmas past
    9 – Saxton hate singing
    10 – Music – Sharp dressed spy
    11 – Outtakes – How to say Jimbomcb
    12 – Outtakes – How not to do a segway
    13 – Fan – The night before foundry (Agros dog)
    14 – Outtakes – How many potatoes to a dollar?
    15 – Music – Chronos’s challenge
    16 – Outtakes – Fail@kritzkast.com
    17 – Skit – The ghost of Christmas future
    18 – Saxton – Wonderful time of the year
    19 – Outtakes – Agros diet
    20 – Saxton – Christmas Tree
    21 – Australian Christmas (fail version)

  • 119 The Missing Musical

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    Episode 119…remind me, is that significant in some way? Oh yeah. it was the 119th update that valve celebrated, not 100th. So we are doing the same. We saved our musical from the clutches of episode 100 and now it can be yours to listen to. That right, the Kritzkast musical is here to stay.

    Contributors

    Musical credits: Music taken from
    Ayreon: Welcome To The New Dimension – Frankie goes to hollywood: 2 tribes – Charttraxx Karaoke: I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-general – Bernard Herrmann: Twisted Nerve – Eminem: 97 Bonnie And Clyde – Micheal Jackson: Thriller – Rotersand: Storm – KingOfKaraoke3691: Anything you can do, I can do better – Apoptigma Berzerk: Eclipse – Mercury music: Princes of the universe – MG-Rizzello: Aurora Movietrailer – Greendjohn: End of the Beginning

  • 100 Community is Kredit to team

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    We made it. We finally made it. 100 episodes have lead us to this point. A pile of content from the fans, New tools for map making, a backpack valuator, fake updates you can be a part of all made by the community. But that’s not all. No No. We Finally reveal the winners to the meet the Demoman uncensored contest and reveal what was censored in the video 3 years ago. Its one hell of a show and its been one hell of a ride. Here’s to another 100 episodes.

    Contributors

    SapphireIce – DevinShadowV – arseofdarkness – Westy – Five Finger Discount – Sir Raffi – albion – unspoken – cryogenetic – aeyve – theguardKK – themooselord – save_us – bubbles

  • Kritzmas Unlock

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    Well we couldn’t let the holidays pass without giving you guys a present now could we. But be warned. This episode contains outtakes, live audio, TF2 christmas skits, poor impressions and horrific singing. But all with Christmas cheer.

    Schedule
    1 – Outtakes – Penguins
    2 – Skit – Grinch gets an idea
    3 – Outtakes – Panty Talk
    4 – Carol – Carol of the Noms
    5 – Outtakes – TF2stats.NET
    6 – Skit – Stealing Intel
    7 – Outtakes – talking about strippers?
    8 – Outtakes – Sly pyro
    9 – Carol – Breaking and Entering
    10 – Outtakes – set us up the fan club
    11 – Music – Kritzmas Tree
    12 – Outtakes – Paying attention
    13 – Skit – Heavy Loo hoo
    14 – Outtakes – Need assistance
    15 – Outtakes – Fag videos
    16 – Story time with hale